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> I looked into .NET somewhat recently and came away with the apparently mistaken impression that Mono was how .NET did cross-platform. I guess I must have been reading old docs,

History here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.NET

.NET Core 1.0 (2016) was the first cross platform prototype. It got good in a release in 2018 or 2019, I even forgot which now. And took over steadily after that.

We don't even think about it any more. "which OS is the prod env on" isn't a factor that causes any support worries at all.

Getting set up would start at https://dot.net/

And the download page, which should show you content for your current OS https://dotnet.microsoft.com/en-us/download

But also other targets are here https://dotnet.microsoft.com/en-us/download/dotnet/8.0

You'll want the latest SDK 8.0.x