[kolme]

SELECCIONA * DE CLIENTES CUANDO TELÉFONO SEA NULO

[liotier]

In the 70's there was a significant trend of translating programming languages to French - for example LSE, Pascal, Cobol, Algol... Didn't abide - we now take English for granted but reading code in my native is a strange sensation !

[tgv]

That's SQL with Spanish words. I think the parent meant something along the lines of: dame el nombre de cada cliente cuyo ciudad sea 'Granada' y que no tenga telefono. Anything more flowery will be hard to translate, though.

[Flop7331]

-- Suavemente, dame tus columnas, mi estrella

[lioeters]

This database query language gives better results when you ask in a poetic and romantic manner.

[Flop7331]

The result might take all night, but you'll never forget it.

[dullcrisp]

I do like that

[Flop7331]

User Story

As a socially inept geek, I would like to: whisper database queries to desirable persons and have a good chance of getting some.