[ximus]

don't they own the crib after paying $1700?

[thrtythreeforty]

Not quite, dear customer: You own the motionless hunk of plastic, and you only rent the functionality. See also streaming hardware, BMW heated seats, textbooks, and home security systems.

[cwillu]

Don't forget exercise equipment; last rower a friend bought required a credit card before it would let you adjust the tension.

[pfisch]

You don't have to pay the subscription to make it rock. The subscription just tracks sleeping hours.

[spencerflem]

The headline of the article contradicts this

[pfisch]

I own a snoo. We use it every night and we don't have a subscription to anything.