[xyst]

that’s just standard at all Fortune 500s. I called it “cooking the charts” so clueless executives don’t idiotically/blindly cut budgets

scrum master: “points per sprint is going down guys!1!1 (after moving stories to next sprint). Velocity is gucci”

[kimbernator]

Story points are the pieces of flair of the SWE world. Trivial to have more of, but the only objective measure execs can freak out about