[newsbinator]

> What’s a decision you’re trying to make right now? Do you want to walk me through your thinking?

Whoa, why don't you take 2 steps back, new friend

[RCitronsBroker]

Shoot, let me try again

"What’s a crime you’ve been considering to commit as of lately? Wanna walk me thru your rationale?"

[drewcoo]

Well, I've been considering murder because I don't think anyone would miss you . . . but you're a new friend, so let's just shoplift together!