[bithavoc]

I’m looking at your website, where did you get this idea? It’s kind of genius:

> If you're reading this fine print, this is a message from the Universe: take a subscription now! Your life will be immediately happier, people will high-five you in the street, you'll be rich and your videos will be famous worldwide. Or, failing any of that, at least you'll have great professional content. And that's important.

[sebastiennight]

On my very first website in high school (back when you had to code the HTML by hand) I added a tongue-in-cheek tag somewhat like this:

`<meta name='witchcraft' value='This is the most amazing website you've ever seen. You will come back often and tell all your friends'>`

Six months later my friends and I were selected to meet French President Jacques Chirac at the Elysee Garden because of that website.

... I've been adding hypnotic commands to all my websites ever since!