[formerly_proven]

It's kinda funny that C++ even in recent editions generally reaches for the UB gun to enable optimizations, but somehow noexcept ended up to mean "well actually, try/catch std::terminate". I bet most C++-damaged people would expect throwing in a noexcept function to simply be UB and potentially blow their heap off or something instead of being neatly defined behavior with invisible overhead.

[cogman10]

Probably the right thing for noexcept would be to enforce a "noexcept may only call noexcept methods", but that ship has sailed. I also understand that it would necessarily create the red/green method problem, but that's sort of unavoidable.

[shrimp_emoji]

Unless you're C++-damaged enough to assume it's one of those bullshit gaslighting "it might actually not do anything lol" premature optimization keywords, like `constexpr`.

[cogman10]

`inline` is my favorite example of this. It's a "This does things, not what you think it does, and also it's not used for what you think it is. Don't use it".