[Jimmie]

I dug it up and it's pretty juvenile http://theoatmeal.com/comics/peeing_sitting_down

I sit to pee, just easier and it means I can take a leak at night without blinding myself with the lights.

[aidenn0]

It's pretty easy to pee standing in the dark, just stand over the toilet and aim straight down.

[Jimmie]

I'm pretty unco, I'd probably miss 50% of the time and I don't want to be cleaning up piss at 3 am.