[aragonite]

Reminds me of that time when Mike Bloomberg's lawyers preemptively registered 400 .nyc domains for him, apparently without his knowledge, many of which are hilariously negative (MikeIsTooShort.nyc, MikeBloombergIsADweeb.nyc, GetALifeMike.nyc etc.):

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/michael-bloomberg-nyc-domain-...

[defrost]

So, Mike, tell us, your lawyers, what slur cuts the deepest so that we may register it in public to protect you . . .

[bag_boy]

“Okay, 1 down and 399 to go”

[batch12]

I bet that brainstorming session was a blast