[akira2501]

We went through the trouble years ago of ensuring all our important user data was not being stored on user machines. We then warned users whenever we noticed files being stored improperly that we would spend _zero_ effort recovering those files if their machine is lost, stolen or otherwise attacked by malware.

This made "nuke it from orbit" the default repair strategy for complicated machine issues.

I can't imagine having to putz around with BitLocker keys with zero infrastructure designed to actually use them in a disaster scenario let alone just a major inconvenience like this. I'm glad we never put ourselves in a position to have to do that.