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The value proposition of Crowdstrike is exactly that: something that you can deploy to tick the regulatory checkbox of "we have endpoint protection from a reputable company everywhere" without consuming outrageous system resources.

That's why they have so many enterprise customers. They're the only game in town that won't slow down your servers arbitrarily while still convincing an auditor that you do have an antivirus.

Too bad they also crash your whole system every now and then.