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by reify 701 days ago
I didnt get jabbed and this is confirmation that I did not spread the flu to anyone.

We all knew it to be a lie.

People I knew, colleagues, neighbours, all jabbed, seemed to all get the flu and passed it among themselves.

yet, me and my close family and friends, all unjabbed, did not wear masks, and incredibly did not get the flu.

Isnt that amazing?

1 comments

> this is confirmation that I did not spread the flu

So someone leaked medical records from a group with ultra-secret technology capable of constantly diagnosing human bodies, and you found your own secret file was part of the dump?

Alternately, perhaps meeting notes from a German research institute don't actually have much bearing on your personal medical history. That seems way more likely.

> Isnt that amazing?

Life is filled with amazing things if one jumps--or more like teleports--to exciting conclusions.