[rightbyte]

> we're helping cat photos load 3 milliseconds faster...

No. You don't load cat pictures faster by surrounding it with spyware and choose the cat pic with data from said spyware.

[mathgeek]

The spyware is the revenue generator, but that’s limited by third parties, so we make the cat photos load faster to keep our internal metrics up and please stakeholders.

[throwaway211]

Why were cats not used for NFTs?

The question verges on the rhetorical.