[blinkersareon]

I think my company has more than 300k+ machines down right now :)

SLAs will be breached anyway

[Reason077]

Windows IT admins of the world, now is your time. This is what you've trained for. Everything else has led to this moment. Now, go and save the world!!

[ahazred8ta]

"The world will look up and shout, "Save us!" and I'll whisper "No..." -- Rorschach

[randerson]

Or "log a ticket!"

[mr_mitm]

Type in those Bitlocker recovery keys for as long as you can stay awake!

[btbuildem]

Or rather, go limp and demand to unionize!

[0xedd]

Yeah, manual GUI work. Like any good MS product.

[jylam]

Or don't \o/

[anvuong]

Probably go buy a mocha and cry in the corner :(