[fkyoureadthedoc]

Wouldn't be hacker news without a comment shedding the bike to talk about the design of the page and make no mention of the actual product.

The scrolling worked fine for me for what it's worth, and is obviously a knockoff of apple product pages. Satirical even I'd say.

[wmeredith]

Bike shedding is bike shedding because the color we paint the bike shed at the nuclear power plant doesn't matter. If people can't use your scroll-jacked website to even learn about your product, that matters.

[fkyoureadthedoc]

Wouldn't be hacker news without a comment explaining why their bike shedding is actually good and necessary.