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by dylan604 697 days ago
So we're now saying the specific type of cheese that the moon is made from is Swiss?
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It's Wensleydale, as documented in "A Grand Day Out".
That documentary was full of holes.
This has long been suspected due to the spheroidal indentations in the lunar surface.
This is a remnant of the Great Fondue period shortly after the moon’s creation.
Yes, but who cut the cheese?
That would be the vending machine on the skis.