[cevi]

Reminds me of "Scheduling Algorithms for Procrastinators" [1]

[1] https://www3.cs.stonybrook.edu/~bender/newpub/2007-BenderClT...

[karmakaze]

I was thinking of the inefficient sorts that don't do illogical useless stuff. Here's a reddit thread[0] first search match I found.

[0] https://old.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/11qjga0/the_sl...