[reginald78]

A guy goes to his doctor and when the doctor asks if he has any questions he asks the doctor, "Doc, what do I have to do to live to 100?"

"Well," the doctor says "you have to quit smoking."

"No problem, I don't smoke" the guys says.

"And no drugs."

"OK, no problem, what else?" the guys says

"You have to exercise five times a week."

The guy pauses for a moment and says, "Anything else?"

"No processed foods or fast food. And no alcohol. Stay out of the sun and always get a good night's sleep."

Looking irritated the guy says, "And if I do all that I'll definitely live to be 100?"

"Well, no" says the doc, "But it'll feel like it."