[philip-b]

>Etsy does not allow items bearing sexual language or slogans that contain references to familial relationships. This includes slogans such as “Daddy’s slut” or “Choke me Mommy”.

Hahaha! But also, oh my god, why? Why do you do this, Etsy?

[ceejayoz]

> We define references to familial relationships as terms that refer to parents, step-parents, children, step-children, siblings, step-siblings, grandparents, aunts or uncles, and nieces or nephews.

Being this specific is silly. "Great-grandpa's slut" or anything about grandchildren would be kosher. Half-siblings, too. Oops.