And it only costs 75k a seat per year per developer, with free bi yearly license compliance audits, a million in ops and hardware to get near prod and all the docu is paywalled. What a deal!
A client had a DB hosted by Oracle. The client was doing most of their compute on AWS, and wanted to have a synchronised copy made available to them on AWS. Oracle quoted them a cool $600k/year to operate that copy, with a 3 year contract.
Client of mine wanted to shift a rac cluster from some aging sparc gear into a VMware or openstack or whatever farm they had on premise; oracle demanded they pay CPU licenses for every single CPU in the cluster as each one could “potentially” run the oracle database, quoted them seven figures.