[at_a_remove]

I have not one but two safes I've inherited which I ought to get opened. My thinking is that both safes would not be empty, as you can store as much emptiness as you like in a single safe.

I should figure out where to begin, do I bring the safes to the locksmiths, how are the safes disposed of, et al? It should be interesting.

[bombcar]

If the safes are portable bringing it to a locksmith is probably the cheapest option.

You could also find how much they weigh, and how much they should weigh, and if that's the same leave them for someone you don't like.