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by suzzer99 715 days ago
Grizzly: play dead. Black bear: fight back. Polar bear: make your peace with God.
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If it's brown, lay down. If it's black, fight back. If it's white, good night.
If it's jelly, put it in your belly. If it's teddy, take it to beddy.
Sedges have edges, rushes are round. Grasses are hollow and grow in the ground.
In the hierarchy of fucking with things and getting fucked with ,think of yourself as one of the first. If your solution to problems is sentences that start with so, you are food. What can help is a warmup to kill display. Means,you show a little magic show of dexterity while moving forward. Throw a knife up and down,raise internal doubts.Suprises kill the predator mood.The predator being used to your presence is thus bad.