[queuebert]

I always suspected Emacs would achieve sentience before vim. Maybe I'll be wrong.

[zelphirkalt]

The difference is, that with Vim script it will either happen unexpectedly or unexplicably, while in Elisp it will/might happen later, but will be in the realm of understandable things.

[tambourine_man]

Just keep adding closing parenthesis to the end of the file. Eventually Emacs will greet you in HAL 9000 style.