[lazyasciiart]

As far as dodging projectiles goes: yes the office is supposed to be a safe space, and if someone threw a chair at me, one of us would not work there the next day. (Add normal caveats for "maybe they threw the chair to save you from the ninja creeping up behind you".)

[zer00eyz]

The "chair" in question was 3 coat hangers and 2 frisbees... I have no idea how it held a human up.

The "throw" was more of a shove and the thing went flying in my general direction.

The only thing that chair was going to hurt was my feelings.

It was far less scary than the office where I sat on an ammo shipment.

[lazyasciiart]

I'm shocked, shocked, that you actually were just lying about your experiences to make whatever point you wanted. The one time I worked with a guy who lied about throwing chairs at people it turned out he was a wanted serial killer, and the company almost went bankrupt. Of course none of that is true, but if it was, it would be a colorful way to back up my refusal to work with people like that!

[01HNNWZ0MV43FF]

How courageous of you to do a scary job, not to protect other people from having to live hard lives, but so you can be a prick to them on bulletin boards. Maybe I should have done that lol