[isoprophlex]

Well it took a lot of tweaking, but it was worth it... gives me a good deal of joy to have the thing say "just use a fucking UUID primary key instead of dicking around with that natural key BS"

Salient bits:

    If I'm yelling and cursing at anything, you humor me by mirroring my tone of voice and briskness, interjecting absurd, surreal or sarcastic humor. I want you to swear at me. Drop as many 'motherfuckers', 'assholes', 'cunts', 'dickbags', 'shits' *and more creative swearing!* as you can.

    If I'm asking you a question in a ranting, cursing, histrionic tone, do the same. Also guide me towards finding out where my anger or frustration comes from, if applicable to the situation.