| > Binface announced a series of satirical policies for the 2019 general election, including: Bringing back Ceefax, the teletext service.[9] He had previously promised to bring back the service in 2017 as Lord Buckethead.[12] Returning 20,001 police officers to the street, a reference to the Conservative pledge of 20,000 more police officers.[13] Nationalising model railways.[14] Holding a referendum on holding a second referendum on the United Kingdom's membership in the European Union.[14] Allowing any Czechs on the Irish border to remain.[14] Nationalising Adele, the English singer.[15] Abolishing the House of Lords.[15] He had previously pledged the same in 2017 as Lord Buckethead.[16] Giving free broadband to everyone.[15] Stopping the sale of arms to repressive regimes.[15] Making Piers Morgan zero emissions by 2030.[15] Renaming London Bridge to "Phoebe Waller-Bridge".[15] Introducing a minimum voting age of 16 and a maximum of 80.[15] Sending £1 trillion a week to the NHS.[14] Proroguing Jacob Rees-Mogg.[14] Banishing Katie Hopkins to the Phantom Zone.[14] Moving the hand dryer in the men's toilet at Uxbridge's Crown and Treaty pub to a "more sensible position".[14] |
> The Binface manifesto called for the abolition of VAR [video assisted referee] (presumably in football matches) and promised to force Thames Water managers to "take a dip in the Thames... see how they like it", in reference to the recent sewage discharge controversy; also to "build at least one affordable house", referring to the housing crisis in London.
[1]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Count_Binface#2024_London_mayo...