[michaelbrooks]

I barely use Facebook to be honest, but it still had all my memories and connections. I've had this account for a very long time.

[qarl]

I've heard you can sue them in small claims court to get your account back.

Apparently it's the only thing that works.

Because, you know, dystopia.

[alexvoda]

Use this opportunity to remind your friends to download a backup of all of their facebook data.