[ndriscoll]

True, though they'd still be paying payroll taxes. To me, it seems like the thing nonprofits could maybe let you "get away with" is building up an endowment that can fund sinecures, which could effectively turn it into a sort-of super IRA for the ultra-wealthy (i.e. with no required distributions for your beneficiaries after you die, you could have an effectively everlasting traditional IRA that your descendants control and could access through fake salaries). This has the side "benefit" of letting your descendants save face and pretend to have important charity work that they do as opposed to being a layabout that lives off great-grandpa's wealth. If you do it right, they might even believe it themselves!