[Joel_Mckay]

"Most men die at 27, we just bury them at 72." (Mark Twain)

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[idiotsecant]

You will note that mark twain did not die in a skydiving jetboat accident at 27 years of age.

[Joel_Mckay]

He had quite a life, and the pen name hints at where he started.

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[hinkley]

Mark Twain always did know how to punch a man in the nuts without moving a limb.