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by throwitaway222 734 days ago
people experiencing death from oldness...

GSon: doc! Is my grandma ok?

Doc: Oh, yeah of course, just someone experiencing death from oldness.

GSon: Oh great, so I can take her home.

Doc: No you need to call a funeral home, she's a person experiencing death from oldness.

GSon: But you said she's ok!

Doc: Yeah she is, but also experiencing death from oldness.

GSon: So she's alive right now, close to death?

Doc: Look I think I said enough about her status, I have other patients experiencing things.