[lxgr]

Not everyone is born with the innate ability to decode corporate doublespeak.

I’m glad you know what a PIP is – how about a little less judgement for today’s 10000? https://xkcd.com/1053/

[vsuperpower2020]

But I knew something before someone else did. How can I feel smart if I don't make a big deal out of it?

[antisthenes]

Maybe put them on a PIP or something.