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  File that in the Staff Picks nooks
  As one nine six dash three
  (though not at all LOC) -
  Between the end of the "Chatterley" books
  And the Beatles' "Please, Please Me"

I remember hearing librarians described as "people who can find stuff, not only when it has been filed correctly, but also when it's been mis-shelved or just plain dropped behind something else."

(Note that Zweig puts the beginning of sexual intercourse at 1918; does every generation think their kids invented it?)