[timacles]

lol get a real dba, saying you know so many developers hitting a particular issue is just another way of saying I know so many people who don’t know what they’re doing.

RDBMS are complex and have to handle the most wide variety of applications of any modern software in existence.

Accommodating your particular niche use case of make Postgres be my own magical dba because I don’t know how to run a simple query to check if my FK columns have indexes is pretty silly.