[CostcoFanboy]

> I remember many times as a kid having my parents call out on the PA system when I got lost in a department store.

How many times can you lose a child before it stops being accidental? It's a department store not Disney Land.

[stickfigure]

If you're really that curious, I can get you in touch with my 80y-old parents and you can question their parenting skills directly.