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by rolandog 761 days ago
> or make surgery decisions?

  Analyzing surgical field...
  Identified: open chest cavity, exposed internal organs
  Organs appear gooey, gelatinous, translucent pink
  Comparing to database of aquatic lifeforms...
  93% visual match found:
  Psychrolutes marcidus, common name "blobfish"
  Conclusion: Blobfish discovered inhabiting patient's thoracic cavity
  Recommended action: Attempt to safely extract blobfish without damaging organs