[lulznews]

How can I get this gig at Google? I’m willing to not work for mid to high six figures.

[dclowd9901]

You have to be someone who’s worth more not working for someone else than not working for Google.

[cmrdporcupine]

You don't want it. They'll simultaneously pay you big money to stop you from working somewhere else, and crush your soul at the same time.

Also they won't do that anymore, I'm sure.

[dymk]

You don’t. It’s soul crushing.

[teaearlgraycold]

Yup. I quit!