[throwaway11460]

https://www.cancer.gov/publications/dictionaries/cancer-term...

No, the ascending and descending parts are exactly where my hoodie pockets are.

[cityofdelusion]

The large intestine is fairly deep in the abdomen, there’s a lot of tissue and mass between a hoodie pocket and the colon.

[Qem]

One side of it will be shielded by approximately double the mass, when compared to the one closer to the pocket where the phone is usually stored.