[xattt]

Per Occam’s Razor, this is the most likely explanation. The title can be fixed with a simple comma, instead of some multi-character, multi-syllable word like “before”.

[alephnerd]

Let's eat grandma

[CRConrad]

Chewy and stringy, and tastes like... Camel?

Then again, as she always said, "Smoked meat lasts longer."