[baobabKoodaa]

A human can easily defend the position that the earth is flat. If you google for these arguments, you will find hundreds of them.

[Spivak]

Pour one out for the defense attorneys who aren't able to provide a defense for a guilty client.

Arguing for a flat-earth works the same way, you're probably doomed to fail in the long run but in the short-term you're keeping the opposition honest.