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Rick: OK, Morty, this program runs by spawning a new universe for each parallel subtask, destroying the universes that throw an exception instead of returning a value, and then aggregating the remaining results. Are you ready to experience quantum hyperspatial optimization, Morty? This'll strap a warp drive to the ass of your gamer shit for sure. Morty: Aw, geez, Rick, I don't think we ought to-- Rick: Nothing ventured, nothing gained, Morty. Let's goooooooooooo! [He clicks the mouse, and Solitaire comes up] Rick: Haha, nice. [He starts playing.] [We are shown a 16x16 grid of the same moment happening in 256 alternate universes.] Ricks: Nothing ventured, nothing gained, Morty. Let's goooooooooooo! [They click the mouse.] Rick 183: Oh, sh-- Rick 39: Jesus Chr-- Rick 201: NO! We've gone too fa-- [237 of the alternate universes disappear in a white-hot light, their squares replaced by static.] |