[WarOnPrivacy]

> Last time I tried that trick, they put me on a brief hold and then came back to the phone with "OK, sir, your service is canceled as of today.

I canceled Spectrum to jump to a fiber provider. I turned in my equip to a shop and said I was moving out of the country to avoid the retention ordeal.

3 weeks later the plastic cards started coming, every day. Two days ago a Spectrum rep showed up at my house and asked why I quit their service. I explained I needed 1Gb/s upload which ended that part of the conversation.

He next offered me free mobile service which I declined. I closed the door before he could pull out a mix tape.