[cultofmetatron]

my sentiments exactly. other peeve of mine "hey can I ask you a question?"

like.. yes my dude, ask the question instead of asking if you can ask the question.

[wcoenen]

The obvious reply is "you just did".

Then they will respond with "can I ask you another question" and you reply again with "you just did".

Finally they'll have to ask "can I ask you another question after this one" to which you can reply "yes".

[npteljes]

I have just the website for you! https://dontasktoask.com/