The shell script starts with the following comment:
# All the code is wrapped in a main function that gets called at the
# bottom of the file, so that a truncated partial download doesn't end
# up executing half a script.
I'm sure of it. And yet based on this rapidly getting to the front page, it seems like many of us are part of today's lucky ten thousand: https://xkcd.com/1053/
Might be more than ten thousand, even, based on the reactions :)