[cookiengineer]

You, sir, have just invented the Imperial Unit for time measurement.

"How old are you?"

"3 iPhones and half an M1 Macbook"

[ben_w]

"Four score and seven iPhones ago our investors brought forth on this bay, a new company, conceived in Los Altos, and dedicated to the proposition that all home computers are created as decorative art pieces in a rainbow of colours."