[hyper_cube]

There must be an Onion writer based in East Lansing MI

https://www.theonion.com/face-of-jesus-seen-on-miracle-hippi...

https://www.theonion.com/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-na...

https://www.theonion.com/new-study-finds-average-american-st...

https://www.theonion.com/area-bar-used-to-be-cool-now-lame-1...

https://www.theonion.com/voices-in-mans-head-make-great-poin...

https://www.theonion.com/study-finds-pop-up-ads-evolved-deco...

[maxsilver]

Or maybe an MSU grad with a sense of humor?