[laconian]

I want Maddox to riff on those those insipid ads that go like: "Single mom in Podunk, OH discovers 1 silly trick to make wrinkles disappear, and doctors HATE her!" So much potential for comedy there.

[dools]

You should send that to him as a suggestion. He loves it when his readers suggests things they'd like him to write about.

[Drbble]

Don't make Maddox do all the work. Post a list of 7 funny comments on your own site and I bet Maddox would want to link to it.

[sad_panda]

Or he'd copy and paste your mail and rip you a new one on his site.