[mgsouth]

The Mississipi, Ohio, and Columbia Rivers enter the room, sit down at a table where the Great Lakes are already drinking.

[AnimalMuppet]

That's nice. The western two-thirds of the country gets the Columbia. That, um, might be a bit inadequate for their freight needs...

I mean, sure, you can get to Kansas City and Omaha via the Missouri. You can't get to Denver, though, or Phoenix, or Salt Lake, or...