[toast0]

> gain control of their weaponized maple syrup reserves before they even know what’s happening.

Not sure if the BBC is implicit in psyops, but they report the reserves are very low [1]. On the one side, that means the spoils of war are low, on the other side, it means they won't be able to mobilize their unique units.

[1] https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-68657703

[throwup238]

That's just the run off from the maple syrup enrichment process that they sell to outsiders to fund Canadian defense.

The real stuff is stored in secret bunkers across the country along with the cheese curds and gravy.