[chrisjj]

> You fail to understand how software development and maintenance works.

Someone complains about bad food at restaurant. Defender responds "you fail to understand how cooking works".

[lotsofpulp]

An analogy is not a valid argument. Analogies are useful for illustrating a concept, but a waste of time when trying to support a claim. Also, your analogy does not seem analogous to me.

[chrisjj]

Analogy isn't any kind of argument. It is an aid to understanding.

[hot_gril]

I agree. We're talking about phones, not a restaurant.

[lividly3529]

Sir this is a Wendy's. We actually can not serve you lobster. Our kitchen doesn't support cooking lobster so sorry you will have to go find somewhere else.

[hot_gril]

Sir, you cannot order the Wendy's Baconator burger on account of it being the second Tuesday of the month, please try something else.

[bbkane]

Even food goes bad after a while :)

[chrisjj]

It isn't the food.

> 3rd party software developers insist that I’m running the absolute latest OS

3rd-party food developers insist I'm running the absolute latest gut microbiome ;)