[swyx]

their "merch store" https://merch.krazam.tv/ is losing out on a lot of potential revenue by not even making a reference to their most viral videos. Who wouldn't want to rock a Galactus shirt.

can we crowdsource merch ideas for these guys pls

[boerseth]

My two favorite quotes of theirs are from the same video:

- "I have delivered value... But at what cost?", being the title of the video

- "Have the KPIs of my own life failed to grow quarter over quarter?"

[qiine]

> "I have delivered value... But at what cost?" Still resonate in my head from time to time in all sort of silly context

[PyWoody]

Open the terminal and enter "yahoo_cd" for a 3 part scavenger hunt for 15% off in the store! Might need to pick myself up a BALLMERCON 2019" shirt. Maybe one day Makro will be redeemed.

[metadat]

At first I thought it was "BALLMERCOIN 2019", which would also be a kind of cool shirt.

[HPsquared]

That would be an alternate history where Ballmer went rogue.

[sph]

Ballmer has gone rogue since the 80s: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgJS2tQPGKQ

[DowagerDave]

he's so much better as "billionaire sports team owner & rabid fan" than "tech company executive"

[Tijdreiziger]

“Except in Nebraska!”

[Nevermark]

He would have called it WINDOWSCOIN even if Microsoft had already excommunicated him!

[hypercube33]

Devcoins mined by compiling code in Visual Sudio

[TeMPOraL]

Instead we have coins mined by MS Teams. Or at least it often feels like it mines something in the background.

[andrewflnr]

I think Galactus is Marvel IP, so I don't think they can do that one.

[Ygg2]

Galactus is deprecated.

It's been replaced by Omnious all knowing all seeing user provider, made by famous xz contributor NotCIA.

[SeanAnderson]

Right? Where is the "Take this offline" t-shirt :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RAMRukKqQg

[the_af]

One of my favorites! I feel not enough people appreciate the "leadership sync" skit.

Often when I have a Zoom meeting I zone out and this skit plays in my head instead.

[lIl-IIIl]

Agreed. Please give me a mug with the microservices diagram.

[ur_tech_friend]

my girlfriend printed me this for my birthday https://pasteboard.co/PIa4O7tTOS6s.jpg Her parents were wildly confused

[swyx]

that's wife material right there. lmk if you have a spare for me

[sph]

I need one with the daily DevOps affirmations to get through my mornings.

[jethro_tell]

I just want that rant from the end of the video on a mug.

[infinitezest]

We're BLOCKED, OK?!

[kaycey2022]

They can do omega star with iso timestamps

[DustinBrett]

If Omega Star ever gets its shit together

[scoot]

“gets its shirt together”?

[Jeema101]

Oh definitely. Love Galactus.

[ralusek]

"My friends and family understand what I do" (paraphrased)

[HammadB]

+1 I was ready to drop $$$

[VHRanger]

They'd get a cease&desist instantly if they sold a T-shirt with Galactus (an IP they don't own)

[pelagicAustral]

They'd get deallocated

[1MachineElf]

"Use code: RFC9899 at checkout for 15% off your order"

A reference to their video IETF Celebrates The Standards [LIVE at Demuxed '22]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAkAMDeo_NM

[englishspot]

"DevOps is a meaningful term"

[pwillia7]

I want EKS > Galactus

[teaearlgraycold]

The hustle mug is a good idea.

[agent13]

Entropy Kaos System